dog time AKA the only reason i’ve been managing not to overwork myself
i don’t know who blessed us with the editing for this show, but this is the single funniest thing i’ve ever seen
I don’t think I have ever been so fast to share in my life.
(via silverhawke)
do you know how many bones the human body has? its 206. we start with 369 when we’re babies but they fuse. wouldn’t you want to go back? have as many bones as a baby? what if i could help you
once i was babysitting my neighbor’s 6 year old and she asked me why i was so ugly and without thinking i said “i’m you from the future” and she cried for like 30 minutes
(via thebootydiaries)
(via thebootydiaries)
しぬwwwwwwwwwwしぬwwwwwwwwww( 佐藤チャン さんのツイート )
THE,,, TH HANDCUFFS ON HIS FEEt???
Bdsm
(Source: twitter.com, via spongebobssquarepants)
“maybe this way the sallon will accept it, monsieur Manet”
GUYS I FOUND A LOOPHOLE IN THE SYSTEM
(via gaelicwarcry)






